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Hey my name is Jasmine I am from Indiana i am 16.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*iwanna say hey to Tasha(gurls u iz muh homie and im alwayz hurr fo yo lil self stay wit one guy babe and dont let him play u),Jolene (u iz tight az hell), Tynisha(u will always be muh girl i miss ya)lindsay(aka nevamind I MISS U GURLY),Kerria(u needa call me), Dena(dont use our names in the same sentence(brit)!!!) luv ya gurl,Saira(gurl i dont even noe where to start wit chu i mean u alwayz keep it treal wit me and give me the best advice sorry for bein so hard headed u iz like tha big sis i neva had i love u!!!), Morgan(gurl ur crazy, and learn to wear some panties!!!)MY NEW GURL MEG MEG!!! LUV YA GURL,katie(shorty),Tifferz...u muh new gurly!!!we gotta keep it treal holla,tori,KYLE,robin(freaky!!!!),autumn(u know u loved my window),brandon(my brother),JOSH(cutiepie) ,octopus...THUNDERSTORM...AHHH...SCARY),heather(octopus...scary),krystal(why do u trip on everything,subway..booty! yuck),brian(cutie), ashlee,danielle,mikey,resse,charles,merrick,meno,katie p,brooke(you is muh gurl foeva and always you always keepin it real reppin da block gurl i love yah so much),tara(pig yuck),taylor(yuck),jimmy(pig yuck),keon(pig head you nasty but still sexy!),dj(ill miss lookin at u),guy(thats that one guy uhhh guy lol),kayla(pig),jovan(stay out of juvy),tony(ill always love ya),eddie,markus,seth,matt,nick,justin,
chiloe,jerail,miah,alonzo,ashly,kyle,missy,colette,ara,kade,katie,kenzie,jordan,lexie,winter,elvis,breeman,lake,britley,logan,sarah,danielle h,shreika,ayroniah(you muh girl),asia,emerson,shawn,craig,chevy,jermaine,kj,elizabeth,autumn k,rosie,tyler,justin w,kent,ramon,kevin,ashley k,umm anyone else i forgot.!!!!*~*~*~*~*~

If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard, only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!



if girlz r gonna have two facez they shud at least try to make one look good!

Roll roll roll your blunt lick it at the end light it up take a puff and pass it to a friend

Im a booty shaken~ heart breakin~very hott~never stop~ short skirt~love to flirt~angel baby~spoiled~ perfect~ cutie w/ a sweet booty~!!

I was put on earth for your viewing pleasure!

Im Full of...Gorgeous Eyez and Pink Lipgloss... Tite Jeanz and that Constant Hair Toss... Crazy Nights and Insane Moves... Blazen Clothes and Sexy shoes... Delicious Lips Devil Stare... I Got All The Ugly bitches Thinkin DAMN IT AINT FAIR!

Its not the length its not the size its how many times you can make it rise!!!

w/ a wink and a kiss, im sorry to announce that this lil hottie haz got to bOuNcE... w/ a X and O this lil shortie iz out like WhOa!¡!

I was here,but now im gone so i left my name to turn u on ~jasmine~


*lil shortie cute az can be not even ja rule can put it on me, i got thighz no guy can pass up not even juvinile can back this ass up, im the hottest little ma you ever did see not even nelly can ride w/ me, i've got everything you lack even fabulous told me to holla back, i'm hott and you know the deal even ja rule keep sayin i'm real!!!*

*party hardy dance all night, we'll be togetha friendz fereva, girlz like guyz and guyz like chickz... we're tha class ov **2006**!!*

*callin me a bitch... i know i know.. but in the wordz ov ludacris UZZA HOE !!!!!*

*If you be suga ill be spice, if ull be fire ill be ice, if ur cold ill make u hott, az long az u give me all u got!*

*candy iz sweet but mah kissez r better!*

*hott enuff to pleaze and sexy enuff to teaze, guyz tell ur pantz not to point pleaze!*

?????WHICH IS WORSE???????

Waking up and finding that your lover wet the bed
OR Your lover waking up and finding that you wet the bed?


Shopping at Victoria’s secret with your dad while he hits on the clerk
OR Shopping with your mom at Radio sAhack and then they play "Wherever Whenever" your mom starts to belly dance like Shakira ???

Ran out of underwear
OR Ran out of toilet paper????

Being alive and miserable
OR Being dead in peace ????

Being the only drunk person in a crowd of sober people
OR being the only sober person in a crowd of drunk people ????

Finding out you don’t have enough money when you get to the checkout and tons of people are in line behind you.
OR Falling flat on your face after you gave a hot guy or girl your numbeR????

Changing a babie’s diaper
OR Changing Grandpa’s diaper???

Having an affair with a teacher
OR Your teacher having an affair with your parent?

Spending eternity with someone you hate
OR Spending eternity completely and utterly alone????

Suspecting almost beyond a doubt that your lover is cheating but you have no concrete proof
OR Knowing for a fact that your lover is cheating???

Your mom showing off her cleavage
ORyour dad showing off his butt crack???

Having to bite down on a nail file as hard as you can and have someone rip it from your teeth
OR Having to put a toothpick under your toenail and then kick a ball (with your toe) as hard as you can ???

Having to read an entire encyclopedia out loud because of a bad grade
OR Having to read the entire bible out loud because of a bad deed??

Regretting something you did
OR regretting something you did not do???

Having your eyes scooped out with a spoon
OR Having your fingers cut off one by one???

Your parents reading your diary
OR Your boyfriend/girlfriend reading your diary???

No Food and No Parade on Thanksgiving ???
No Presents on Christmas ???
No candy on Halloween ???
Outlawed egg dying and No Chocolate Bunnies on Easter ??

Only being able to yell for the rest of you life
OR Only being able to whisper for the rest of your life ???

Spitting on someone when you talk
OR being spit on by someone when they talk???

Marrying someone you don't love
OR finding out that the person you married used to be a different sex???

These are actual directions found on certain products around the
world!

1. Directions found on a bag of frito corn chips.
"You could be a winner!!! No purchase neccessary!!! Details
inside!"
you think to your self (Shoplifters special)

2. On Tesco's Tiramisu Desert (directions on bottom)
"Do not turn upsode down"
(Too late)

3. On Marks & Spncers Bread Pudding.
"Product will be hot after heating"
(Just as day follows night)

4. On most kinds of christmas lights.
"Indoor and outdoor uses ONLY"
(As opposed to what now?)

5. On Sainsbury's peanuts.
"WARNING CONTAINS NUTS!!!"
(Talk about your news flash)

6. Found on an American Airlines Packet of peanuts.
"Step One: Open packet. Step two: Eat nuts."
You think to your self (Step three: Fly Delta)

7. On a sweedish chinsaw.
"Warning! PLease do not try to stop with hands or
genitals!!"
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere!My GOD!)


*if at first you dont succed then skydivin is not for u*!!!!

*You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.*

*I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.*

*Can it be a mistake that "STRESSED" is "DESSERTS" spelled backwards ?*

*It's not whether you win or lose; it's how you place the blame*

*We're out of our minds,
We have the craziest time
Love to my girls,
My partners in crime*

*To the world you may be just one person,
but to one person you may be the world.*

*If I Had The Letters Hrt I Could Add Ea And Get A Heart Or I Could Add U And Get Hurt But I Would Rather Get Hurt Then Not Have Your Heart*

**********Guys Are Like Stars There Are Millions Of Them But Only One Can Make Your Dreams Come True*********

*It takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof to destroy it*

*I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh. But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry.*

*If you love someone, let them go. If they return to you, it was meant to be. If they don't, their love was never yours to begin with*

~ brandon ~ *If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand*

*Love is like quicksand--the deeper you fall in, the harder it is to get out.*

*Some people come into our lives,
leave footprints on our hearts,
and we are never the same.*

*Why is it that we don't always recognize the moment love begins, but we always recognize the moment it ends?*

*I'm sweet like sugar, soft like suade, but just like Nintendo...I always get played*

*Dream as though you will live forever;
live as if you'll die today.*

*Somewhere there's someone who dreams of your smile,
And finds in your presence that life is worth while,
So when you are lonely, remember it's true:
Somebody, somewhere is thinking of you.*

*If you were going to die soon
and only had one phone call you could make,
who would you call and what would you say?
And why are you waiting?*

*ID RATHER YOU TELL ME THE TRUTH AND MAKE ME CRY THEN TO TELL ME A LIE AND MAKE ME SMILE*

*If you dont love someone, dont say you do, because you dont know if they care. If you love someone, tell them, because tomorrow they might note be there.....yeah i know yall loved that--came rite 4rum da heart!*

*let it rain let it drip let a blood kill a crip!!!!!*

Everything that happens in your life does have a reason. Usually we are too stubborn to see it, but some day down the road you will realize the lesson you needed to learn long ago.

You think you know me well as a friend...You say you understand me...You claim you can read my mind, predict my moods, sense my feelings...So why don't you realize that i'm so in love with you?

If I love you enough to let you go, do you love me enough to come back?

* Being single is like a VaCuUm cLEaNeR...*
*It sUcKs when you're turned on*

*I was born a fairy in the heavenly skiz sent to a-town to put a sparkle in your eyez*

*Men were created before women becuz we alwayz need a rough draft before the master piece*

*im not supposed to love you im not supposed to care im not supposed to be wishin u were her but i cant i fell in love with you*

*Some people call me cute some people call me sweet i just call myself unique cuz aint nobody got my techniques*

*I ran up the door closed the stairs said my pajamas and said my prays turned off my bed and hopped in to light all because u kissed me goodnite*

*Dont call me your princess dont call me your queen just call me the prettiest thing you've ever seen*

*(jasmine)i like pepsi more den coke(tifferz)jasmine i think they iz talkin bout da coke u u sniff (jazzy) ooo yea i new dat i was juss seein if u new!!! (tiff) actually i dont noe wat kind of coke dey talkin bout!!!! tiffz u iz muh gurl

*k i waz swimmin wit alex and nathan and nathin gets in da water...and says omg and we was like wat he said im scared of da water i got AQUAphobia!!!

*one mo gin* ~brandon~

*have you ever* ~brandy~

*juss keep shakin it get busy* ~sean paul~

*you aint gotta say it to much from the look in your eyes i can tell you wanna ----! ~504 boyz~

*just make it clap* ~busta rhymes~

*my love is like whoa* ~mya~

*YOU GET THERE ALONE ITS OKAY WONT U SAY I CAN MAKE IT THROUG THE RAIN I CAN STAND UP ONCE AGAIN ON MY OWN AND I KNOW IM STRONG ENOUGH TO MEN AND EVERYTIME I FEEL AFRAID I HOLD TIGHTER TO MY FAITH AND I LIVE ONE MORE DAY I CAN MAKE IT TROUGH THE RAIN AND IF U KEEP FALLIN DOWN DONT U DARE GIVE IN U WILL ARISE SAFE AND SOUND SO KEEP PRESSIN ON STAND FASTLY AND ULL FIND WAT U NEED TO PREVENT WONT U SAY I CAN MAKE IT THROUGH THE RAIN I CAN STAND UP ONCE AGAIN* ~MARIAH CAREY~

*i love you like a fat kid love cake* ~50 cent~

*i love it when u do that right thurr ~ chingy~

*Are you that zodiac freak ive been lookin for ~tyrese~

*Your the only one with the only love thats strong enough to claim me ~ginuwine~

*Im thugged out from muh heels to muh grill ~choppa~

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