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My Message to the WorldHi!!It's me again!Have fun here!At the moment,I'mtrying to update this place.Why don't you enjoy some of these jokes on my page?Well,if you are interested in making friends,just drop by at memyselfandjenzie@yahoo.com Well,have you guys have any best friends? She's my best friend.Have any of you got any dreams that haven't been achieved yet?.Here are some jokes for you!! Lass:You know,girls are smarter than boys! Lad:I didn't know that.I thought it was the other way round? Lass(triumphantly):See!!! Taxi driver:That'll be $1.20,madam. Old lady:Oh dear!I only have $1.00!Would you mind backing back a little? Teacher:Jack,what would you have if there was $ 45 in one pocket and $ 61 in another? Jack:Someone else's pants! Liked it?I'll add more!So,study hard and aim for thy sky!! More jokes for ya!! A tourist called a seaside hotel and asked where it was. "Oh,it's just a stones throw from the beach." "Yeah,"said the tourist,"But how will I know which one it is?" "Oh,it's the one with all the broken windows." "Mommy,I have a stomach ache!" cried little Anna to her mother. "Oh, darling, it's because there is nothing in your stomach! Here, drink this and eat this cookie. You'll feel better! Remember, your stomach ache is because there is nothing in your stomach!Now go and play with Laura!" --an hour later-- " Mommy!" cries Anna. " Yes, honey, what is it?" "Mommy, mommy, know i know why Daddy has headaches! There is nothing in there!" Q: How do you confuse a moron? A: Bring him to a round room and tell him to sit in the corner. Q: How many scholars does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, precisely. You see, a light bulb, is made out of chemical devices and when changing it, one has to abide by the law of Physics and... When a man says, "Make me some chicken soup/ fresh orange juice/ a conconction of all strongest medicines/ Get me a hot water bottle/ call the doctor/ call the lawyer and make sure my will is in order!" usually means he's got a slight head cold. How many men does it take to change a toilet bowl? None. it has never happened. In a man's heaven, he has three remote controls and the toilet seats are left up. Besides, I would like to express my deep sympathy for all the World Trade Centre collapse victims. I do hope all those responsible will be brought to justice soon. If you or your family has been affected in any way, please accept my sincere sympathy. Eventhough the dead cannot be brought back to life, the responsible can be severely dealt with. Sign My Guestbook
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