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I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they arent there the first time, chances are you wont be needing them again.

I dont have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

I dont suffer from stress. I am a carrier.

Everybody is somebody elses weirdo.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.

The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

If it wasnt for the last minute, nothing would get done.

When you dont know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

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