hi jokes have fun dont forget to put on your hat

if you see a train coming at you i suggest you sit down and have a cup o tea

if you hit and elephant dont be supprized if he hits you back

once a salesperson called me this is what the phone call consisted of hellow hi is this mr. pandroulas why because i have a great offer to give you why because thats what i do whats the offer well its 10 cents a minuit 7 days a week 12 months a year wow!! thats great yes it shure is isnt it es so its 10 cents a minuit 7days a week 12 months a year yes thats right wow so you mean you pay me 55,000 dollars a year thats amazing uhh no sir no thats not what i meant why umm well wheres my money i\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'ll sign up right now ok (they switch me to another person to get my information) hellow now i need your name and adress why uhh because you wanted to sign up for our plan no i didnt bye! (click)

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