this is my website on endangered aminals! please watch ur step and keep all arms, legs,and other apendages inside the tour bus! as we pas thru the icy polar regions of MY BRAIN notice the empty tundra that seems to go on forever..... oh! bus driver pull over! this is a once in a life time oppurtunity! to your left is the last remaining herd of angry schitzofrenic penguins left on the earth... wow wat a beaut! i must ask all passengers to stay quiet.. if they see or hear us their somewhat docile attitudes may change drasticly for the worse! ... o butt monkeys im goin 2 sneeze... *tries 2 hold it in* *cant* *SNEEZE!!* ..o shit!! bus driver! FLOOR IT!!! WE GOTTA GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE! GO, GO, GO!*cathes breathe* ...viscous little brute thos penguins are! glad we got out of that pinch!*sigh of relief* any ways.. to your left is a much calmer animal, the Mergus Sparverious, better known as the sea monkey. The sea monkeys are a very easily domesticated animal, and its hobies include licking the floor clean, watching tv and, shoveling snow! as you can see, a sea monkey is a very desirable animal to have for a pet, as it will do ALL YOUR HOUSE HOLD CHORES for you! i myself have a few of them... o well cant chit chat all day! many more endangered animals to see here! ah yes, my personal favorite, the japeneze cow! it has an odd sort of moo to it, and i cant place my finger on it, but soemthing about it just puts me right to slee... *snore* *drools*... are you gonna eat that?.... sea monkeys got my money.... muu muu im a japeneze cow..... careful with that hammer.... *random passengers start shaking me awake* well anyways, as i was saying the japaneze cows are a very nice animal... to your right you will find the rapist trees... i suggest ustay well away from those things...... no wait, passenger betty, comeback, they'll rape you!... o wait nevermind, she looks as if shes enjoying it, keep going, keep going! NO! passenger joe! get back on the bus dont try to save betty, theyll... o LORD! I MUST ASK YOU TO FLOOR IT BUSDRIVER!! UGH WHAT A PITIFUL SIGHT! oh i feel as if im about to puke! or shit in my longjohns, one or the other! o god, that looks uncomfortable! io cant watch *covers eyes* DRIVE 4 UR LIFE BUSDRIVER!!... *runs 2 back of bus* *gets in fetal possition an starts rocking back and forth* care bears care, care bears care , CARE BEARS CARE!!! *gaspin* i think my tour guid days are over! phew i cant take this ravaging lifestyle anymore! CARRY ON WITHOUT ME, LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE! GOOD BYE, CRUEL WORLD!!!! 
My Message to the World~*shouts*~steffie!!!! BBBFF!! this year was soooo fun! wow too many funny things to remember... we r soo gonna habg out all summer itll b soo awesome! i cant wait grl lol and of course the ode to disney movies party! cant wait 4 that either! totaly! spork! patty! i hate you, die melissa omg theres just 2 dam much 2 fit in here! omg we have like a diff joke everyday! i luv u im gonna miss u so much when u go 2 las vegas!:( bee good!!! ipan rocks ill never 4 get the times we had in her class room!! lol the parties! and when she go thtta egg in her hair! and the "joint!" and u told her ur mom died! and i went 2 the mary todd lincoln instituition! and the notes we stapled up on her wall! ooh great time! and miss micheals! hi my name is ms micheals, i havent washed my hair in 75 years! and i cant stop saying "ok" evry 5 min! ok kids? ok? ok....ur like a tree!! bcuz i sadi so! and then this year, harassing mr petre! and pissing off mr w!!hey mr p! can we call u p titty? no! how bout pita bread? no! aww ur no fun! now guys u have 2 apreciate the fact that evolutin is a beautiful thin cmon here we go *clap* gues wat guys! im so exited! more notes! amadna, put that away 4 the 4th time 2day! lol funt stuff ill miss ya! the price is wrong, bitch! dont worry its consensual!.. omigod, where am i?!?! ahh! dont stop till u get enough!! mr wardinski dont match we luv pete! even tho it was a grl frog! were soo goin 2 the museum grl lea-weee i b a crazy freshy! o well i think ill always b an odd ball... getting weird looks from everyone as i skip down the hall! fun times... they shall be remembered 4 ever! ill miss u alot in swim next yr! u gotta come n c some of our meets! even tho well lose terribly! :) good old swim team rite...? .. NO! nothing going on between adam and me! Eric-hey!!!!u r an awesom kid, i swear 2 god! and dont even try 2 tell me its not tru! no shhh shut up! i cant wait 4 parties this summer! omfg... rofl! hi is jenna home?.... no.. shes .. milking the cow in miami.. shell be back in 5 min! lmfao!its like nutcracker on ice!.. in the microwave.... with.. no nuts... awww-boner-u and steff rock adam- ahh great times kid! bestest friends! i cant wait 4 summer 2 officially start... cuz then we PARTY! lol new years resolutions! funny.... :) EVIL DEAD ROX!!! o ya raped by trees i still think it would have been funny if one of the guys got ass raped.... lol! having 10 songs stuck in my head at one time... 2 hr phone calls! Sign My Guestbook
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