How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool! This blonde was waring headphones and went into a barber shop and asked for a hair cut. The man said take off the headphones or I will have to do it myself! No I need them on! So the barber snacthed them off, and the blonde died! The barber picked up the headphones and listened to what she was listening to was, BREATH IN, BREATH OUT, BREATH IN..........