Hello there!! These are some tests I made!!!!

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Here are the tests!
Ever wonder how weird you are? Here is the weird test.

1 Do you often wake up with a penguin stepping on you?
2 Do you like to watch a pig bathe?
3 Do you like to watch a toucan cry?
4 Do you like to suck on exhaust pipes?
5 Do you cream bannanas?
6 Do you watch the bear get bare?
7 Do you watch the Teletubies?
8 Do you like creamed frog?
9 Do you like pigs sniffing you?
10 Do you often see a pig watching your T.V.?
11 Do you wash behind your ears?
12 Do you scrub your monkey?
13 Do you like N*sync?
14 Do you watch Rug Rats?
15 Do you like country music? (neither do I)


If you said yes to 1 of these questions you are 15% weird.
If you said yes to 2 of these questions you are 25% weird.
If you said yes to 3 of these questions you are 35% weird.
If you said yes to 4 of these questions you are 45% weird.
If you said yes to 5-7 of these questions you are 55% weird.
If you said yes to 8-10 of these questions you are 75% weird.
If you said yes to 11 of these questions(not including 7,13,14,and15) you are 100% weird! Congrats.
If you said yes to no. 7 you are just retarted.
If you said yes to no. 13 you need to get off my web page now!
If you said yes to no. 14 you are filth and deserve NOTHING!
If you said yes to no. 15 you are a country hick that doesn't deserve a computer!

I hope that you liked your results. The weirder you are the better. I am really weird so I am so cool!




Now for the cool test!
1 Do you like Brak?
2 Do you like Deer Avenger?
3 Do you like the T.V.?
4 Do you like Invader Zim?
5 Do you like racoons?
6 Do you like alternative rock?
7 Do you like Ninfas?
8 Do you play a guitar?
9 Do you like Space Ghost?




If you said yes to 1 question you are 15% cool
If you said yes to 2 questions you are 30% cool
If you said yes to 3 questions you are 45% cool
If you said yes to 4 questions you are 60% cool
If you said yes to 5 questions you are 75% cool
If you said yes to 6 questions you are 90% cool
If you said yes to 7 questions you are 105% cool
If you said yes to 8 questions you are 120% cool
If you said yes to 9 questions you are 135% cool
If you said no to all these questions you are not cool.




Now for the smartness test.
1 What is better, Rock or Country?
2 What is better, U.S. or Canada?
3 What is better, Al Gore or Bush?
4 Do you like school?
5 What is better, Coke or Dr.Pepper?
6 What is better, FORD or Dodge?
7 What is dumber, Britney or Christina?
8 What is smarter, Einstien or you?
9 What is better, computer or outside?
10 What is cooler, Invader Zim or Rugrats?(This one is OBVIOUS!)




Now for the answers!
1 ROCK, man!
2 U.S. dude!
3 BUSH!
4 Duh no!
5 Dr.Pepper all the way man!
6 DODGE!
7 Christina,she's butt ugly!
8 Einstien!
9 Computer dude!
10 Invader ZIM!




Now for the death test!
1 Do you often light fireworks in your mouth?
2 Do you often play with guns?
3 Do you often jump off of tall buildings?
4 Do you often play with snakes?
5 Do you often lick knives?
6 Do you often breath fire?




Your results are ready!
If you are 12 or under and you answered yes to 1 of these questions you will die at 84-88.
If you are 13 or over and you answered yes to 1 of these questions you will die at 78-82.
If you are 12 or under and you answered yes to 2-3 of these questions you will die at 82-86.
If you are 13 or over and you answered yes to 2-3 of these questions you will die at 76-80.
If you are 12 or under and you answered yes to 4-5 of these questions you will die at 36-40.
If you are 13 or over and you answered yes to 4-5 of these questions you will die at 30-34.
If you are 12 or under and you answered yes to 6 of these questions, bye,bye!
If you are 13 or over and you answered yes to 6 of these questions you will die soon!




Now for the safe driver test!
1 Do you often run over raccoons,rabbits,squirrels,or other small rodents?
2 Do you drive a hummer covered in deer skulls and dove blood?
3 Do you drive a Dodge Ram killer?
4 Do you often attach 4 foot spikes to your grill and try to run into your ex girl/boyfriend's house?
5 Do you flick off 18 wheeler drivers?
6 Do you activate 4 wheel drive while driving on the highway?
7 Do you add in MORE air to your tires when off road?
8 Do you drive a monster truck through buildings?
9 Do you you deliver pizza to rednecks?
10 Do you have a Bose speaker 1 half inch from your ear?
11 Do you often copy offroad video games and attach spikes to your tires for better traction?
12 Do you drive a car that says I hate teen drivers in the back windshield?
13 Do you have a TV in your car?
Answer time!
If you said yes to any of these questions you are obviously driving illegally.





The uncool of uncool tests
1.you wear abercrombie & fitch
2.you dont watch brak
3.you dont watch sponge bob
4.you like pokemon or digimon
5.you think skateboarding is stupid and scooters are awesome
6.you find abercrombie hats and wear them all the time
7.you listen to limp bizkit
8.you think punk rock is krap
9.you know all 150 pokemon names.
10.and finally the most uncool thing is you watch invader zim (Chris,ernie,jay paul)
if you answered yes to any of these questions you are totaly uncool,looser,preppy
The Texas bored to heck test(this can be good)
1.you play bounce the pole game
2.you make javolins out of broken hockey sticks
3.you play kick the rock game
4.you have wedgie wars
5.you talk about old people
6.you chase cars in your boxers
7.you make skate videos of your own.
if you answered no to any of these questions you are definitley not a bored texanbut you are if you answered yes to all of them


The desprate test. This test will tell you how desperate you are to see the outside world.

1 you have an invisible fence to keep yourself in.
2 you own a car that has no keys.
3 you spend 10-12 hours watching TV.
4 you consider that you have a new friend when someone says hi on a chatroom.
5 you have 50 dogs making sure you don't get out of your house.
6 you have only 1 friend and he is a sock.
7 you spend more time on the computer than outside.
8 you have sock puppet shows that only you see.
9 your door handle fell off.
10 the only time you go out is to get your groceries.
11 you don't know the definition of fun.

pokemon is rubbish	you can kill Pokemn!
ditto	lots of pictures
newgrounds	lots of fun games
paul lidel	my guitar teacher's info.

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