HI*everyone*!*!
HAVE*FUN*!!
I*LUV*ZAC!!
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Ok, here you are at my site, maybe i should tell a little about myself. I am a 13 year old chick, i live in Tampa,fl but my parents moved me to Denver,Co and then two weeks later they moved me bac here, but its all good!!! I love hanson especially Zac and if you notice the little clock in the corner I have already wasted alot of your time so i'm gonna move on to better stuff , like funny stuff!!
36 politically correct ways to say someone is stupid!!
A few clowns short of a circus.
A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
A few beers short of a six-pack.
Dumber than a box of hair.
A few peas short of a casserole.
Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.
The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
One taco short of a combination plate.
A few feathers short of a whole duck.
All foam, no beer.
The cheese slid off his cracker.
Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
As smart as bait.
Chimney's clogged.
Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
Forgot to pay his brain bill.
Her sewing machine's out of thread.
His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
No grain in the silo.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
Receiver is off the hook.
Several nuts short of a full pouch.
Skylight leaks a little.
Slinky's kinked.
Surfing in Nebraska.
Too much yardage between the goal posts.
In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little farther apart than most.
I'd Love to Go out with You But...
...I want to spend more time with my blender.
...The man on television told me to say tuned.
...It wouldn't be fair to the other beautiful people.
...I'm building a pig from a kit.
...I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it.
...There's a disturbance in the Force.
...I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
...I'm attending the opening of my garage door.
...I'm converting my calendar watch from Julian to Gregorian.
...I've come down with a really horrible case of something or other.
...My plot to take over the world is thickening.
...I have to fulfill my potential.
...It's too close to the turn of the century.
...I have some real hard words to look up in the dictionary.
...I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out.
...I'm uncomfortable when I'm alone or with others.
...I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
...I'm trying to be less popular.
...I have to study for a blood test.
...I have to rotate my crops.
...I prefer to remain an enigma.
...I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.
hehe! I love these things!
Hot links! Wes's site! | His site is kewl.It has pics of him and his friends and of guitars plus some info about himself. |
| Sheenas site! | Sheenas site is real kewl( by the way she rocks!) It gives a description of her llife and looks and stuff and is very colorful! |
| hanson hitz | Even though this isnt the official Hanson site, it is the best one out there and unlike the official site it works! |
| LIndez web site!! | shes kewl but shes a little on the crazy side(i shouldn't be talkin!!) |
| Its a korn site! | I figured since i had all these other sites i would add in jimmy bcuz hes pretty kewl. His site is about Korn thats all I can say. |
My Message to the World
I know i'm blonde i shouldn't be doing this but its so hard to resist!!
She Was So Blonde....
She Was So Blond...
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because
it said "concentrate".
...she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up
her mind.
...she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
...she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT
WALK".
...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
...she tried to drown a fish.
...she thought a quarterback was a refund.
...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
...if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change
back.
...they had to burn the school down to get her out of third
grade.
...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On
Phonics."
...she tripped over a cordless phone.
...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"..
she put "Sagittarius."
...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
...it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
...if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
...she studied for a blood test ...and failed.
...she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
...she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
...she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
...she sold the car for gas money.
...when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went
home and got 16 friends.
...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home,
she moved.
...she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
...when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said
"Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
I love guys and everything but they ca be really mean!!
Bash the Men
> How do you scare a man?
> - Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
>
> Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very
> moment for their call. Who are these women?
> - Women working at 900 numbers.
>
> Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome,
> a good lover and a stimulating partner?
> - In the pages of a romance novel.
>
> What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
> - Exchange him.
>
> Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many
> men?
> - No phone numbers.
>
> Why do men like smart women?
> - Opposites attract.
I wanna give a shout out to all my friends, theres to many to name but hi everyone i love you!!!Please sign my guestbook!!
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Send me e-mail at flirtygurl@autodream.com
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