This is my life. (*Long silence*) Why is this my life?
Age: 14
From: The Darkness of my thoughts,
Hey everyone and no one! This is Cali. My real name is Leisel but if you had to pick between the two names, trust me because I KNOW you'll pick Cali. Anyway I'm a messed up 14 year old with grey eyes and and almost black hair that is finally cut short and spiked. I'm also planning to dye my hair dark red when I go to Florida. I'm 5'8" and taller than I really need to be. Here are my shoutouts before I forget: Karen-I hope you're having a better summer than me. Kevin-You're crazy and that's cool. Jenny-I hate your pool. I hate it. Hate, hate, hate, hate. Death to evil 3 inch splinters! Sarah-I told that guy that you like him. You can thank me later for ruining your life Rachel-Just because you stopped listening to country music doesn't make you a punk. Robert-Ok, number one:You're insane. number two: you're really insane. Brett-I'm going to kill you for going to high school before I do.
The insane away message: Hello, I am a computer virus. If you happen to see this message I am currently destroying your A-drive, deleting your C-drive, erasing your memory, stealing your car, poisoning your food, hacking into the Pentagon's missile system, crashing the stocking market, eliminating NASA's intelligence center, and stealing your Sims Unleashed Game. All this is your fault because you only wished to say hello. You are obviously making friends with the wrong people.