This is PHILIP'S webpage
but I have very little control over my
sexual urges, so stay back!

Age: 36From: i actually live in k-lee*s gentlemen's club, VA

Thanks go to K-Lee for finding this site, and since both webpages I've seen so far (from katherine and K-Lee) have included accusations of me being 'disgusting' and visiting a gentlemans club, I shall say this. You both smell. So there.


I live in a house, with a door and some windows.

I am a man city fan, and therefore obliged to detest all united fans (excluding becka).

I'm hungry. (For some nice welsh lad. mmmmmmmmmmm) I left the last bit in because I'm very confused as to why Katherine wrote it, and would appreciate an explanation. I may have been on drugs. I'm really not sure. Are these my true feelings?



K-lee's evil. EVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIILLLLLLLLL. that's rite. Don't believe me? Look at her page.

EVVVVVVVVIIIILLLLLLLLL

I'M A DUDE
HE'S A DUDE
SHE'S A DUDE
WE'RE ALL DUDES

Some top webpages

Becka's pageA very small site, cos SHE WON'T GIVE US HER PASSWORD
Clare's siteThis one doesn't work, but I can't be arsed to change it
Kat's site which is by far superior to mineSome personal abuse aimed at me
K-Lee's site nearly as good as Kat'sYet more lovely personal abuse
part of the best band on the planetWhen my gig review is up there, take a look.

My Message to the World

Int food BRILLIANT

If anyone that I don't know is reading this webpage - who the hell are you? and why are you on my webpage?

I just finished my It coursework.

Can you change this message once you've finished the webpage? Anyone know?

I've spent yet another tedious weekend at home doing naff all. And listening to city have a goal disallowed.

I very much doubt I'll ever need to change that last bit.

It's quite late at night now so I need to be off.

See you all tomorrow.

Oh yeah Kat and K-lee, brothels are illegal in Britain. But keep up the good work.

So here's a conclusion to my webpage - I hope you've enjoyed the thrills and spills of this tour of my little world, and MAIDEN RULE!!!!!


CTID I'M CTID, I KNOW I AM I'M SURE I AM I'M CTID

Hippy love people, hippy love.

******JELLY ALERT******

******JELLY ALERT******

YES, IT IS i, THE ALMIGHTY JELLY BABY MAFIA.....
AND MY SIDE KICK, THE MAN WITH A TURNIP ON HIS HEAD: 0:) HE IS KNOWN THROUGHOUT CORNWALL AS 'THE ALMIGHTY TURNIP MAN'

FOR ALL THE LATEST NEWS AND GOSSIP ABOUT THE JELLY BABY MAFIA, GO TO THE LINK A BIT FURTHER UP.... WE OPERATE UNDER THE CODE NAME: K-LEE*

MAKE LOVE NOT WAR (K-Lee's mental everybody)

THANK YOU.

Yes, lets all thank K-Lee for sabotaging my page

Philip

INDEED, THANK ME GREATLY

Yes K-Lee you smell

Clare, what's your website address?

CLARE'S ADDRESS IS WWW.ITSMYROOM.COM/SILLY_STUFF/LEAPYCHICK.HTML

WHY ARE YOU IN SOME KIND ALTERNATE UNIVERSE IN WHICH I SMELL???
Kayleigh is in FACT THE PONGY FIEND.
(PHIL'S PASSWORD IS 'city')

Phiiiiillllllliipppppp stinks la la la

Katttttttttttherine stinks La la la

WE ALLLLLLLL STINK LA LA LA

PHIL'S PASSWORD IS INFACT 'DIPPLE', HE JUST WANTED YOU TO THINK OTHERWISE.
BYE
LOVE JELLY (K-LEE*) BABY
(OH, AND MINE AND KATHERINES SITES MAY BE FULL OF ABUSE, BUT ITS THE GOOD OL' FASHIONED FAMILY KIND, TAKE A LOOK......)

Or you could spent more time perusing my magnificent site - Ok go then.

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