I said I lived in Dallas, Virginia Hell wit dat I live in Texas
Age: 13
From: dallas, VA
The ten funniest things to see in life (not respectively)
1. Ozzy Osbourne playing golf. 2. Jerry Springer guest starring on Oprah. 3. A prep pretending to be gothic. 4. To see somebody stick grass in there ass. 5. To see my algebra teacher jacking off. 6. Somebody marrying their dog. 7. A guy pretending to be a pole dancer. 8. To see the president having a nervous breakdown. 9. To see a little kid asking there mom what humping like a dog means. 10. To see Albert Einstein getting high.