Hi! I live in relative seclusion in a very upscale community, do absolutely nothing for my fellow man, avoid anything even remotely resembling a risk, and consistently manage to extort a whopping yearly income out of the federal government for doing practically nothing of any value. If reading this raises the hair on the back of your neck you should see mine, for God's sake! 
My Message to the WorldTogether with my very attractive "assistant", Patty "little dutch girl" O'Donnell, i make sure bad heavy industrial machinery does'nt come into our homes or cities, endangering our safety and our American way of life...or our teen-age, nubile daughters, for that matter. Hair rules!!!Sign My Guestbook
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